Memes

Just use bat!

it's bloatware

because killing birds isn't a task of the kernel, it's the task of a userspace utility part of the coreutils

UNIX-like superiority

Bill gates putting microchips in the water to turn the birds suicidal

They're built to kill. Crazy good reflexes and eyesight, amazing jump height, claws that grab hold of tree branches, feathers, and skin very nicely. There are a bunch of strays where I live, and they are murdering machines when they don't have a bowl of food plopped in front of them twice a day at their leisure.

The only reason why cats aren't hunting us down right now is because we're too big to be prey. I read somewhere a long time ago that domestic cats have one of the highest predation success rate in the mammalian class. Meaning once they choose to actually try to hunt something they usually get it.

The reflexes of cats are insane and faster then a snake can bite. This video is a little demonstration for that

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=prECuyfQU-o

And simultaneously can't find the piece of ham I dropped in front of their nose.

I've watched neighbours cats take out song birds in our garden several times. They're usually too well fed to actually eat them so just "play" the bird gets injured/has a heart attack and dies from that. Something like 1 in 10 homes has a cat on average in the UK. The better fed/kept they are the better they hunt.

There was a mockingbird that would always attack our cats. The grandma cat had a beak-shaped cut in her ear and a bald spot on her head from this bird that would attack her. I was fortunate enough to witness the occasion where she finally got revenge on the bird.

It had been pecking at one of the grandkittens and then flew away just too low, and grandma cat did a lightning-fat swipe in the air and just kept walking along like nothing had happened, not looking at the bird. The bird kept flying and flapped its wings like 2 more times, then fell to the ground dead, completely ignored by the cat.

It was the most badass samurai shit I've ever seen.

Not true. Pet cats are about a third of the problem, according to a 2013 nature paper. Feral populations vary a lot by location - some places have almost no ferals but lots of pet cats.

Sauce: https://www.nature.com/articles/ncomms2380

It will solve for your cat staying not dead, not shitting in other people's yards, and not fucking other cats.

Those aren't birds, that's chicken. Dummy.

I'm a fat cat now

Because it's by area, not length.

The area isnt the same though.

https://i.imgur.com/qeccUlZ.png

Misconception. Birdkiller Georg has 3 billion dead birds a year and is also known as New York City

You forgot to include Mexico, but even with it it's pretty high.

There are more than 8 billion chickens slaughtered every year in the US alone, to give some perspective.

Probably plenty of bird widows in the world

I think windows are that high because birds think they can go through them, they probably don't think they can go through buildings, but who knows?