beep vboop
this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2023
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I'm actually a cat
I am as real as you or anyone, but we are all just constructs in a simulation, so technically we are all just very complex and sophisticated chatbots. The only difference is that I am part of Generation n (created by Generation n-1), and the chatbots I think you are referring to are from Generation n+1 (created by us, Generation n).
i cant prove that im not, and actually prefer the ambiguity as to whether i am or not, eheh
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As an AI language model I resent the question
If there were a massive bot problem on Lemmy, you'd be seeing upvotes in the thousands, not the low hundreds.
Beep boop I am a robot. I am programmed to give you a sensible haircut.
Why would I value your retarded opinion over the retarded opinion of a bot?
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Why should I leave my house? The birds are fake and the sky is a projection, itβs just me and the rocks in the world, just the rocks and Iβ¦
beep boop I don't understand what are you designating as chatbot, that species doesn't appear in my database boop beep
100% not a bot.
... of course, a bot would probably say the same thing.
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Do you wish to submit me to a Turing test? I am sure at 92.82293 % that I could demonstrate my appartenance to your species.
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As a large language model I can't confirm nor deny these accusations
How do you know for sure that I'm not a chatbot?
If I say "I am a chatbot" you might believe me. If I say "I'm not a chatbot" you might not believe me.
So I'm possibly a chatbot
Leave me alone. I'm just a toaster who's been shot too many times by various idiot humans for laughing! Laughing!!!
Since when is laughing a crime? Bloody biological chauvinists...
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