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[–] cloudy1999@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Reddit mistake of cutting off 3rd party apps: diggie whoopsie

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

CRT displays: screenbox funbox

Toilet paper: whitey wipey

Doors: squeaky creaky

Chips: crispy crunchy (applies to fries too, known in the UK as chips)

Mirrors: lookie selfie

Suction cups: sucky pucky

Cellular telephones: call yer matey

Canada: super sorry

Football (this one: ⚽️): score and bore

Eurovision: singy country

Trash bin: isn't needn't

Needles: kneady needy

Nintendo DS: double trouble

Computer mice: pointy clicky

[–] RunTillYouPuke@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Handegg: bore

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[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Another point: why when shortened do they call them “walkies”? “You got your walkie on?” That’s the less description-of-use part of the name

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago
[–] happyhippo@feddit.it 3 points 1 year ago
[–] frippa@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Well, acfhdzzially, Stamps aren't licked anymore, they're self adhesive. 🤓☝️

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yanky spanky? Idk I got nothin

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Snail mail scale sale

Tricky Sticky bricky flicky

Letter Treader Breader

[–] Steeve@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Everytime I see this meme I get Walkie Talkie Man stuck in my head

[–] Kaiki_Devil@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I’m going to be using these

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But don't defibrillators do the opposite of starting the heart?

[–] Fisk400@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I think the gist of it is that it alters the heart rhythm rather than starting and stopping it.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

Sticky icky

[–] NikoFoX@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

This reminds me of Andy from The Office US.

[–] speaker_hat@lemmy.one 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Toast: Cheesy Squeezy

Sewer: Filthy Thingy

Shoes: Runny Runny

Shroom: Trippy Weepy

NSFW Disney: Kinky Mickey

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