Asklemmy

Whatcha out! He is behind you.

Billions of people turning back at the same time....

"boobies"

I am Lord Vishnu. I am your God

Just to see what happens.

Pinky was the real star of pinky and the brain

Poop now

“It has awoken, and it is coming.”

more happiness is more happiness for you.

Buy a as much of xyz stock as possible. Plant thought "buy xyz stock".

Pssst, hey. You're in a simulation. Wake up!

"I've seen that!"

"Aspire to be Jessica Rabbit."

I wanna see what happens.

Some would say Love is always the answer for everything. I think that would be a higher state for many. At the very least kindness.

Is "kill yourself immediately" too dark? Probably. But if like three billion people died suddenly and without a massive environmental impact like nukes or some other poisoning of the world, could solve a bunch of problems.

"Fuck you"

Degrowth now.

"Run"

A really intense urge to fart. Let's see who acts on it lol

I am convinced there is only one way to eliminate these grave evils, namely through the establishment of a socialist economy, accompanied by an educational system which would be oriented toward social goals. In such an economy, the means of production are owned by society itself and are utilized in a planned fashion. A planned economy, which adjusts production to the needs of the community, would distribute the work to be done among all those able to work and would guarantee a livelihood to every man, woman, and child. The education of the individual, in addition to promoting his own innate abilities, would attempt to develop in him a sense of responsibility for his fellow men in place of the glorification of power and success in our present society.

• Albert Einstein