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[–] phanto@lemmy.ca 37 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] littletranspunk@lemmus.org 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Why can't I ever see the sailboat?

[–] FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

What you need now is a fatty-bo-batty blunt

[–] Seraph@kbin.social 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 3 points 7 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

"hahaha you dumb bastard"

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 months ago

Top comment

[–] stoneparchment@possumpat.io 11 points 7 months ago

shoulda said "yarrr, ye dumb bastard!"

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 months ago

A schooner IS a sailboat, stupidhead!

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Beat me to it!

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Well, this is the first time I see one of these since I got laser'd, and it's the first time I'm seeing it working. It's nice.

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

I learned this week that these don't work on me because of my shitty eyes.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

It's Dickbutt, isn't it?

[–] Turious@leaf.dance 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I locked into something, but I have no idea what it is. Cool.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Yeah, I can totally see the cut-away looking image, but I can't tell what it is

[–] devtoi@feddit.nu 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Trickier than most. Pretty detailed. I think the island is a nice touch. The ropes are also interesting.

The dolphins!

[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

As I child, I always cheated and crossed my eyes to make these work, and saw them as a child—concave and unintelligible. Now that I am a man I finally learned to discard childish ways and trigger these properly by staring off into the far distance and tuning out all the stress of the modern world.

Related, and in full reference to Dinosaur Comics for no reason whatsoever:

Take boat

[–] Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Whoa the crossed eyes thing is wild. The human body is weird.

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Why have I spent so much time staring at these things and never been able to see what people see. I have good eyesight.

[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's about unfocusing your eyes in a specific way. Once you do that, your brain will start interpreting this as a layered, 3D image

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I’ve tried SO hard, why’s it not worked? Despite “perfect” the sight?

[–] pendingdeletion@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I agree that this image is not an easy one to see. Try this one (make sure it’s full screen, that makes it easier for me, and start by keeping it physically close to your eyes)

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Swordfish or shark? Hard to do this on mobile.

[–] pendingdeletion@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Shark! Here is an animated version:

[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Try on different images, this one's kinda hard to tell what the shape is of. Also it's easier for me to do with bigger images, so maybe try a bigger screen?

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago

It's the opposite of crossing your eyes. Try imagining your focusing your eyes in something past the picture, behind it.

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

I'm kind of disappointed it's not a pipe.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

Placebo memes, my favourite!

[–] Wilzax@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

LIAR!

I see a big sailing ship

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Wilzax@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Rather than later?

[–] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Can confirm. Turning it upside down doesn't change much

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

That hasn't been my experience with your mom.

[–] pelley@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I’ve been staring at it for five minutes, and I can’t get it to not resolve.

[–] gezepi@lemmyunchained.net 1 points 7 months ago

It's a sailboat.

[–] BachenBenno@feddit.de 1 points 7 months ago

Thanks for reminding me that this exists. My mind is blown again

[–] tomat0223@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

There's a palm tree in the bottom right corner at least