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[–] ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Can I just vote for Maynard instead? I guess it wouldn’t matter, I’m registered as democrat.

[–] eletes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

President Reverend Maynard

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 6 points 5 months ago

If wearing diapers makes you a man then I'm William Leroy Taft, 23rd presadent of the United States

[–] TheJims@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Sad pathetic cult

[–] SorteKanin@feddit.dk 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You couldn't make this shit up

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Gotta get it straight from the source 👖

[–] Teon@kbin.social 3 points 5 months ago

What happens when you squeeze an orange?
It shits it's diaper!

[–] Guntrigger@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 months ago

I had to reread the name of the sub and link repeatedly there. This one is just... how is it real?

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