Jank

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[–] Jank@literature.cafe 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Remember, it's not any being anti LGBTQ+, that would be terrible. It's about catching TOP SECRET BUT SOMEHOW COMPLETELY PUBLIC PORNOGRAPHY..

...It just happens to always involve any LGBTQ+ books and anything that discusses that sexy sexy Holocaust.

[–] Jank@literature.cafe 6 points 3 weeks ago

Hulk Hogan said she was a chameleon.

So that's a pretty cool super power for dealing with foreign powers.

[–] Jank@literature.cafe 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd buy that if he weren't already also in a position to help solve systemic issues.

[–] Jank@literature.cafe 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Throwing foam rocks is a prerequisite, I think. Art least, that explains Sorbo and Cain.

[–] Jank@literature.cafe 1 points 2 months ago

Much like Three Diary of Anne Frank or Maus- it must be removed because it's too sexy for young minds.

[–] Jank@literature.cafe 0 points 3 months ago

I like it when they get real broad with it and picking up a single gun sounds more like clattering multiple guns together.

[–] Jank@literature.cafe 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sounds fun to me. If it was actually pronounced like that I'd like him more.

[–] Jank@literature.cafe 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Pray tell- what is so sexy about The Diary of Anne Frank or Maus?

[–] Jank@literature.cafe 1 points 3 months ago

Seriously was my first thought. Tarantulas don't do well with short falls.

[–] Jank@literature.cafe 10 points 3 months ago (12 children)

I like how this argument assumes schools are just regularly stocking school libraries with your Literotica history.

[–] Jank@literature.cafe 5 points 3 months ago
[–] Jank@literature.cafe 5 points 3 months ago

But how do you deal with the horrors of all that communism?

Is it not a terrifying wasteland with less... consumer goods? I would die without my Kit Kat flavored Trix cereal.

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