numbermess

joined 7 months ago
[–] numbermess@fedia.io 5 points 2 weeks ago

Do you know what a shit barometer is, boy? Measures the Shit Pressure in the air. When the Barometer rises, and you'll feel it too, your ears will implode with the Shit Pressure. I tried to warn you, Bubs, but you picked the wrong side! Beware, the Shit Winds are a-comin!

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 2 points 3 weeks ago

Carbonated water Orange Vanilla Mio Cherry/strawberry liquid IV cranberry juice

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] numbermess@fedia.io 3 points 3 weeks ago

They’ll fall in line pretty soon.

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago

Revenant woman Screaming down the street Revenant woman The kind I’d like to stay very, very far the fuck away from

from “Revenant Woman” by Roy Orbison

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 8 points 1 month ago

I have about 5 pounds of bicentennial quarters.

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My mom won a week-long vacation to England from a Fruitopia bottle cap contest and she gave it to me and my little brother. I was 20 and he was 16 and we went all over the place. This was back in the days of no cell phones and disposable cameras. That was a lot of fun.

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago

Works every time!

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not seeing Solarbabies here.

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 17 points 1 month ago

Trump: No, many people are saying I'm the biggest whiner, like no one has ever seen, very whiny and powerful, frankly, and not only that, I'll take it one step further with [invitation to stochastic terrorism]

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My doctor usually prescribes Oxycodone when I have a stone/stones, but I'm just not an opiate guy. It makes me feel more sweaty and nauseous and despair. There is a prescription NSAID called Ketorlac that works much better for this kind of thing in my opinion. One of the effects of long term use is kidney damage, so you need to take enough but not too much for too long. FYI if you're looking for something to think about next time you get one.

I also found a wireless TENS unit called a Hollywog that just sticks to your back. It's a little plate and doesn't have any external wires. It hangs on by the electrode pads and you control it with a phone app over Bluetooth. This thing is great to use while your back is winding and wringing and you are stuck in a reloading agony loop. It kind of helps make it possible to focus on something for a minute without being distracted by the pain.

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago

I do like both of those things.

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