chapotraphouse

They told me they have hired "motivators" that make all the wishes come true. One of them's in the hospital room with me right now and he's brushing my hair and reading me all the books that transform the Star Wars movies into Shakespearian screenplays. He said not to say his name, but his name is Tony.

I need to see this man on a debate stage with Trump, I really hope he sticks it out long enough so that we can watch his ego death on live television

So much to choose from!

• Democrats overstating the threat to the trooperinos
• Democrats making this asshole sound cool to leftists
• Chud-of-chuds pissing off the brass over abortion; contradictions abound
• No issue for the rank-and-file chuds because the GOP is a Rorschach test for them

I'm used to spam calls, hearing a bit of music then some lady speaking mandarin, whatever. This is new though, 1 a spam WhatsApp message and 2 the content. Has anyone else gotten anything like this? I'm hoping this is random and not targeted

Sowing

Reaping

N'wahs, all of them

Literally shidding and pissing rn

There was only one thing I missed about the old CTH subreddit, and that was that we would occasionally get a lost lib that would stumble in and start calling us Putin lovers or some shit. It was always really funny watching them expect to bring the reddit debate shit in only to be completely not be taken seriously at all.

Well, they're back baby!

RUZZIA!

Nitter