FuckYourselfEndless

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[–] FuckYourselfEndless@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Been thinking about getting one so I can just regurgitate trite Redditisms and feel content contributing nothing to the minds of others.

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[–] FuckYourselfEndless@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

You are a little pajama boy.

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POSTERS DON'T READ THIS! (hexbear.net)
 

main lurkers, hello

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That's it. I'm blocking all of you. (hexbear.net)
 

Will get to the point where I've blocked myself into the void underside of Hexbear, behind the curtain of the universe and can finally just chill.

No one will ever pwn me again. No one will ever ppb me again.

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Look. Listen. I'm here to fucking riff on jokes and I'm here to get a girlfriend. And the mods have constantly hassled and stopped me from doing both. (hexbear.net)
 

And I'm pissed off.

I'm not even asking for much here. I just wanna' be courted. I want to be romanced. I want to be serenaded and cherished. And the mods look at this and say "no, ze must not have this." I wanna' drop a slur on some X-word and pwn his lib ass, but nooooooo. I can't even have that.

Why do I even post?

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Parents are kicking me out because they heard me call them both treat goblins. How do I sue Matthew Christman for turning me into this? (hexbear.net)
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Despite being a 55 year old gay man I got on the Make A Wish foundation list and my wish is to make this website defederate. Very much looking forward to getting my wish before I die. (hexbear.net)
 

They told me they have hired "motivators" that make all the wishes come true. One of them's in the hospital room with me right now and he's brushing my hair and reading me all the books that transform the Star Wars movies into Shakespearian screenplays. He said not to say his name, but his name is Tony.

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[–] FuckYourselfEndless@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I think it's more so that "bear sex" was just joke-worthy enough that people talked about the game that otherwise wouldn't talk about it and news of the game spread beyond its usual corners of the internet. So more people heard of the game and I guess the openness that "bear sex" entails is pretty appealing for a CRPG.