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unsafeCode (lemmy.ml)
submitted 10 hours ago by PandaDEV@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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You can lead a P to M but you can’t make ’em F’ing R (lemmy.ml)
submitted 23 hours ago by davel@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Why do people faint at the sight of plain-text code? (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 days ago by mugdad1@lemm.ee to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/25277566

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DOGE employee (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 days ago by SwordInStone@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Commit (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 days ago by pastermil@sh.itjust.works to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Why do some programmers love emacs so much (bbs.kawa-kun.com)
submitted 6 days ago by n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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The Right Skills (lemmy.ml)
submitted 6 days ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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SQL Injection (fixed) (lemmy.ml)
submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Interview with an Emacs Enthusiast (Colorized) (www.youtube.com)
submitted 6 days ago by n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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I'm a GNU guy, so yeah it makes it more funny. One of the only video I've watched dozens of times.

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SQL Injection (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 week ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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When you know the rules but forget to follow them (i.imgflip.com)
submitted 1 week ago by perishthethought@lemm.ee to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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I had to Roy myself today and I'm not proud but I am happy I fixed my issue.

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Specifying file paths (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 week ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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We Are Against Animal Testing (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by pastermil@sh.itjust.works to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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WYSIWYG (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 week ago by Unknown_0671@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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crossposted: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/21367303

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American Psycho, but with Code Editors (www.youtube.com)
submitted 1 week ago by mehdi_benadel@lemmy.balamb.fr to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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The dorky voice with an accent killed me

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Speaking words of wisdom...Let It Be, Let It Be (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by treverd@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Apple right now (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 week ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Corporate Auth in 2025 (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago by markstos@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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  1. App redirects to identity broker
  2. Identity Broker redirects to social login
  3. Browser prompts to open password manager to access social login password.
  4. Password manager prompts for master password and redirects back to social login
  5. Social login prompts for security key.
  6. Social login redirects back to identity broker.
  7. Identity broker redirects back to app.
  8. "Cannot read properties of undefined (reading 'length')"
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Checks out (lemmy.ml)
submitted 2 weeks ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Spent hours making an animated SVG and Safari doesn't handle it (lemmy.balamb.fr)
submitted 2 weeks ago by mehdi_benadel@lemmy.balamb.fr to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Not only Safari is unable to show basic elements (less than Gnome Web which is Webkit based too), there's no single proper tool to export the fricking SVG to GIF. I've never wanted to flip a table that much in my life.

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Seasoned Pros (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Stamets2@sh.itjust.works to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Errors (mander.xyz)
submitted 2 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Project Lifecycle (lemmy.ml)
submitted 2 weeks ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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In case you've ever wondered why the Windows control panel was so awful... (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago by cantankerous_cashew@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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TankieDB (lemmy.ml)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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