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Did he button the bottom of his jacket just prior to standing up, or was he sitting like that and his jacket was doing the fwump thing?
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We're out here combatting two of the worst types of bigotry: transphobia 
and italophobia 💔 
edit: batch 2 for pizza tower!
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When dunking on libs - Frankly, I can't help it if you don't respect Old Glory. Tainted their back the blue with a real national treasure - Danny DeVito.
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Every "section" is going to be its own comment because the mods are 
about the length of my post /s
Edit: This tedious as fuck, thank god for music. Sidenote: why is australia so good at the music I like? tame impala, flume, enough said.
Edit 2: Big thanks to Parsani for helping out.
Edit: this is going to more searchable if I add "emote archive" "Emoji archive" "every emote" "Hexbear emotes"
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I couldn't find it anywhere, so I guess it isn't an emoji yet for some reason
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For when you spy that fash-on-fash violence.
(Great minds think alike but this one has no background)
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it's already added 
I just wanted to showcase my 30-minute photoshop trip
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cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/298400
Unsure of name, any suggestions?
:xi-meet-me-outside:
:xi-catch these hands:
:xi-bring-it:
:xi-parking-lot:
:xi-loco:
:bare-knuckle-xi:
https://www.theonion.com/pentagon-officials-panic-after-chinese-president-shows-1850714457
ARLINGTON, VA—Nervously pacing the office after the Asian leader finally responded to their repeated provocations, Pentagon officials were reportedly panicking Wednesday after Chinese president Xi Jinping showed up to fight them in the parking lot. “Oh shit, oh shit—Jinping’s out there, and he looks super pissed,” said Secretary Of Defense Lloyd J. Austin III, peeking through the blinds of the government building while leader of the foreign superpower pulled off his shirt, bellowed the cabinet member’s name and told him it was time to put his money where his mouth was after tormenting the Asian country for years, looking for a reaction. “Get down and shut up. Turn off the lights! We never should have started shit with our warship, I knew that was taking it too far! Now he’s here, crushing beer cans on his head and calling himself ‘loco.’ He just smashed my taillights! We have to get out of here.” At press time, Jinping agreed to bare-knuckle fight the biggest guy from the Department of Defense to settle the dispute over Taiwan once and for all.
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