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Nature made a computational error,' claims Infosys co-founder

Former Mob Bosses Hired to Enhance Company's "Document Management Strategy"

Latest Update Leaves Engineers Baffled as Gemini Diagnoses Economic 'System Errors'

Revolutionary update replaces complex ranking systems with facial recognition

Secret Service Reports "Unexpected Document Retrieval Behavior" at Mar-a-Lago

Local User Spirals After Discovering 'CoffeeNinja' Handle Already Taken

New "Ad Karaoke" Feature Requires Vocal Performance to Skip Commercials

Students gather around mysterious relic that "just works forever"

Stanford Philosophy Department First to Close Its Doors

Users Can Now Convert Menstrual Data to "Totally Normal" Cloud Coverage Stats

New Bot X-calibur Sides with Grok, Suggests Boss Take Social Media Break

Defense Officials Bewildered as Claude Sends Calendar Invites for "Agency Bonding Time"

Gaming giant seeks royalties for 'revolutionary' character movement system

Internal memo reveals workers must document how REM cycles align with corporate values

Users Report Feed "Functioning Normally" Despite Not Doing That

Transition team announces 55-page hand size compliance standards for January

Meta CEO reportedly studying Ultron footage to counter rival's Iron Man persona

Tech Giant's New Platform Makes Timely Debut During NYT Tech Walkout

Local parents embrace suspicious behavior patterns for algorithm success

Internal emails reveal AI keeps creating "Life-Changing Moments You Completely Fumbled" collections

Users now required to self-assess gender probability before posting

Users Can Now Short Their Friends' Financial Decisions

Boston Dynamics Denies Involvement in Alleged Highway Sabotage Campaign