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[–] Tramort@programming.dev 35 points 3 months ago

"They’re my kids. I still have Democrat kids, oh God, help me, and my mom too is still a Democrat,” she wailed. “We’ve gotta convert ’em, Roseanne,” offered the host.

“I have tried like hell — and my brother, my gay brother, my gay sister. They’re all, you know — I tried like hell and now they don’t even talk to me. I try to text them and they don’t take my texts.” Remorselessly, she sneers, “Whatever!”

“Roseanne, we still love you here at Newsmax,” replied the host.

The cult still loves you, even after the family we helped you alienate is gone