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I'm buying frozen pizza from now on rule (slrpnk.net)
submitted 3 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 66 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

The garlic butter container slid across the pizza while the cheese was still liquid.

Or the person pushed it through and took the picture.

Or there was a massive air bubble.

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 103 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Or someone slapped their cock on it.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Or that.

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I want to believe!

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Username checks out.

[–] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago

We've all been there. Fuckin a pizza, slamming your dick in the toilet seat, getting it stuck in a toaster. Boys will be boys!

[–] czech@lemm.ee 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Look for the guy with a burnt cock.

[–] variants@possumpat.io 10 points 3 months ago

after doing this multiple times you build up a resilience

[–] occhionaut@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

no no no, mandatory taste tests to see if the cheese can be detected

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I don't think so, the way the displaced cheese is thicker by the presumptive tip means that at best someone slid their cock on it!

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago

This is the root cause analysis we live for.

[–] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

I'm trying to imagine putting my dick in cheese that is hot enough to be moved around to that degree, and I don't think it would be very comfortable.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Get the fuck out of here with your logic

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 months ago

I'm a blast at parties, let me tell you.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

My scientific brain would think those other possibilities.

Or someone slapped their cock onto the pizza.