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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's gastric emergency (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Anon needs to stop using a butt plug

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 15 points 4 months ago

He actually just needs to go up a size

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Anons got a looser ass than lilijunex

[–] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

Or just leave it in, easy fix.

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Like a flag in breeze