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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon saves their vacation days (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 143 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I feel sorry for Americans

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 85 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Your thoughts and prayers are all we need

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

But we also accepts Likes and Subscribes.

Edit: Just don't ring the bell. We've already lost two of them...

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Well I mean it's not like the government is going to give us anything actually useful.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Americans do, too. Well, the smart ones feel sorry.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

Will you adopt me? I just need a small spot on the floor to sleep, I'm already house trained.