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[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 66 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Because yall didn't unionize.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They said I didn't need to because they were like a family.

What I didn't realize is that they were like my family.

[–] milkisklim@lemm.ee 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Remember the 6th Rule of Acquisition

Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity

And the 111th

Treat people in your debt like family... exploit them

[–] vfreire85@lemmy.ml 9 points 5 months ago

someone bring the hero of socialist labour insignia to this working class champion.