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[โ€“] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"What were you doing?"

Not working.

[โ€“] CrypticCoffee@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago

"If you would like me to be on call, we need to discuss remuneration."