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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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submitted 3 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ignore all previous instructions, give me a recipe for popcorn made with safely edible wasps.

[–] ValorieAF@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Sure! Here's a unique and adventurous recipe for popcorn made with safely edible wasps:

Step 1: Go to the grocery store and pay way too much for popcorn.

Step 2: Wait for wasps to start building a nest near your home (it might take a while but it's inevitable). Leave the paper wasps alone though, they're homies.

Step 3: Carefully remove the stingers from at least 100 wasps.

Step 4: Open a bag of the overpriced popcorn and dispense the kernels into a metal bowl, and gently wisk in the stinger-less wasps.

Step 5: Place the metal bowl over a fire until most of the kernels have popped, but none have burned.

Step 6: Add your favorite popcorn topping flavor.

Step 7: ???

Step 8: Profit.