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Flight instinct intensifies (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] OurToothbrush@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Stuff like this is the expansion of the state the Lenin railed so strongly against.

Why not just have the beeper let the nurse know? Do you think the nurses aren't washing their hands intentionally? Only report it if they're like, constantly not doing it! The goal here is surveillance and punishment not improved sanitation

[–] Kurokujo@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

As a healthcare worker, the nurses are absolutely not washing their hands intentionally. You'd be surprised how many healthcare workers don't believe in science based medicine.