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Seems like lots of humans have the same dating strategy (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Drusas@kbin.run 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I've seen enough videos of rapey koalas to know that they sure as hell do pursue females.

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You what?

[–] Drusas@kbin.run 3 points 3 months ago

Just watch a koala documentary and it may well be in there.

[–] Ilandar@aussie.zone 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We had some koalas living in our backyard at one of the houses I grew up in. Evenings were spent relaxing to screaming from the female and grunting from the male...

[–] Drusas@kbin.run 1 points 3 months ago

One video I saw some twenty years ago was so disturbing due to how clearly distraught the female was that I haven't been able to think of koalas the same ever since. Like, she might have developed koala PTSD, it was that brutal.

[–] boatsnhos615@lemmings.world 4 points 3 months ago

Koala sex offender registry ftw