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Weird Republicans

– 🐝Mr.Mark🐝

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[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So weird he didn't even learn god still loves those that suck dicks

"I'll never forget the time I convinced myself that I was gay. I was eight or nine, maybe younger, and I stumbled upon a broadcast by some fire-and-brimstone preacher. The man spoke about the evils of homosexuals, how they had infiltrated our society, and how they were all destined for hell absent some serious repenting. At the time, the only thing I knew about gay men was that they preferred men to women. This described me perfectly: I disliked girls, and my best friend in the world was my buddy Bill. Oh no, I'm going to hell."

When he brought up the issue with his grandmother — known to Vance as "Mamaw" — she replied bluntly: "Don't be a fucking idiot, how would you know that you're gay?"

When Vance explained his reasoning, she laughed.

"JD, do you want to suck dicks?" she said, according to the book.

The young Vance, apparently "flabbergasted," said: "Of course not!"

"Then you're not gay. And even if you did want to suck dicks, that would be okay," she replied. "God would still love you."

[–] tlou3please@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've said this before and I'll say it again. This quote is JD Vance publicly stating that he knows his grandmother is straight because she wants to suck dicks. That is a WEIRD thing to say.

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I don't think that is what was said at all. He's still fucking weird, but they only discussed if HE wanted to suck dicks. You mother fuckers keep making this about Mamaw sucking dicks

Edit: quit putting dicks in Mamaw's mouth

[–] TheColonel@reddthat.com 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You mother fuckers keep making this about Mamaw sucking dicks

That’s because it’s implied that this is how she knows she’s straight.

If JD, much like his treasured Mamaw, wanted to suck dicks, he’d know he is as gay as she is straight.

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

People can call dick sucking gay with out sucking dick

[–] TheColonel@reddthat.com 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Tell that to JD’s Mamaw

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

You fucking got me lmao

[–] tlou3please@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Well he's saying that according to his sweet old nana the basis of whether you're attracted to men is if you want to suck dick, and I presume his grandmother is straight. Therefore, his grandmother wants to suck dick.

[–] Omegamanthethird@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You're 100% right. Maybe she eats 🐈.

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

¿Por qué no los dos?