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Man who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaint (lawandcrime.com)

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[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

She probably wore a tan suit or put mustard on a hot dog at some point in her life.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

Not just regular mustard, but the fancy Dijon shit. The type that you can find right next to the regular yellow mustard and is typically only slightly more expensive ($0.20) per 12 FL oz.