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AI Creates step by step instructions on how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
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this post was submitted on 18 Aug 2024
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Step 3: Prepare a bowl of jelly.
Step 3: Prepare a bowl of sourcream.
Step 2: Prepare a bowl of peanut butter. Touch the bowl gently.
No step: Fingers melt painlessly into caramel. Hold them in your hand.
Step 4: Flatten the peanut butter.
Step 6: Unflatten the peanut butter.
Step 1: Take the peanut butter out of the bowl and put it back in.
Step S: Move peanut butter to a small lasagna baking dish. Flatten and divide into 3 parts.
Step 4: Observe the jelly.
Step 8: Prepare a small bowl of caramel sauce.
Step 3: Stir the caramel once with a finger.
Step 1: Observe the jelly.
Step 8: The spoonful of cum is not needed. Gently remove it from the baking area.
Step 4: Check the jelly is still there.
Step 3: Carefully slice the bread, but you will still cut your finger. The future has already happened. You can not change it.
Step 6: Put sourcream on top of the peanut butter and flatten it.
Step 3: Pour the bowl of sourcream and peanut butter into a bowl of sugar.
Ingest excitedly.
How to make a PBJ sandwiche, step 8 will shock you!
"Step 8: The spoonful of cum is not needed. Gently remove it from the baking area."
I'm dying, good work!
you are WRONG! THIS is step 8:
This has me crying lol
How frustrated did you get with Markdown trying to "fix" your numbering while writing that?
Markdown's "smart" numbering is the worst.
What was step 3 again?
I am sorry, but these instructions have no step 3. The steps in these instructions are: 3, 3, 2, error, 4, 6, 1, S, 4, 8, 3, 1, 8, 4, 3, 6 and 3.
Did you mean Step 3?
Lmao, amazing
I really appreciate how much effort you put into this
This was epic. Thank you fine .worder!
This looks like a initially simple state machine written in assembler (or a similar language where you have to use jumps for program flow) that has been modified heavily by 15 devs in 25 years in production, while they all shat their pants
; the spoonful of cum is not needed. TODO: Gently remove it from the cooking area.
Oh man you’ve got me cracking up here. That spoon full of cum hahaha. People a bit further are looking very strange at me now
I followed the steps but my jelly managed to get away before Step 3 and ate half my family. I'll try again, but I'm running low on cousins. 5/5 stars.
You forgot that in step 2 you're supposed to touch the bowl with your toes and/or "good hand."