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Chick-fil-A is reportedly launching a streaming service. Nobody wants this. (mashable.com)

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[–] DemocratPostingSucks@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

They're not paying much per half hour, only $400k, maybe this makes sense lol? They'd only need to make $590k per half hour, which for, say, 50 hours total of original content (it is a chicken restaurant after all) with a $5/mo subscription over five years equates to only 23k subscribers averaged over those five years for an over 8% ROI, which given how many people sign up for these $/mo streaming services doesn't seem insane.