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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 85 points 4 months ago (7 children)

I'm regularly surprised by how many people manage to shit themselves, and how it's common enough that people have a casual laugh over their "shat myself" stories. I feel left out. I laughed so hard I peed myself once when I was 5?

[–] EnderMB@lemmy.world 33 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I have IBS, and while I've had many close calls I can proudly say that I've never shit myself. As someone that's basically a flight risk for accidental pooping, as well as having heard these stories before in-person, I often wonder if more people have stomach/bowel problems than they'd like to let on.

you've jynxed yourself and i kind of hope you shit yourself now just so i can say "shouldn't have shitposted about it" in response.

this might be my most elaborate shitpost yet.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

i left work right after clocking in because a fart felt like pushing out more than just air. so embarassing

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 27 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I sneezed and shat myself the other month, maybe you're young or maybe you've got a good bowel sytem.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I coughed, burped, and sharted simultaneously a while back. It was disorienting and I felt violated

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

If you time it right you can hit the ceiling with those

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 24 points 4 months ago

and how it’s common enough that people have a casual laugh over their “shat myself” stories

That's how we deal with the trauma.

[–] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 4 months ago

So say keto dieters

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 14 points 4 months ago

Clearly you're all blocked up. You should eat more fiber.

[–] Chev@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

OP has a gaping asshole.

[–] nomous@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Drink way too much cheap liquor and you too can have the opportunity to shit yourself the next day.