Fermanagh man pleads 'not guilty' to stealing bag of crisps (www.impartialreporter.com)

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A man has appeared in court accused of stealing a packet of crisps worth £1.25.

Patrick McDonagh (37) of Erne Park, Kesh, appeared at Enniskillen Magistrate's Court on Thursday.

He is facing a single charge of theft, whereby he is accused of stealing crisps to the value of £1.25 from Lakeside Service Station on April 30 of this year.

Translation: "crisps" are what Americans call "chips".

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[-] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 2 years ago

I dunno, he looks a bit like a chippie thief.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago

We'll have to wait to see if he's charged but I wouldn't be surprised if this wasn't his first savoury heist. Like a human seagull.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 2 years ago

the type of guy who asks for a chip and grabs a fist full.

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