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Are you aware of the legendary Ryan's Steakhouse story?
Hell, that thing might be an urban legend, but it's supremely well written and if I was in graphic design, that story alone would probably lead me to thinking that selling signs like this would be a good idea.
If you haven't heard it, a web search for "The Steakhouse incident" (with quotes) or "macaroni beef toilet story" (no quotes) will probably turn up yet another re-hosting of it.
For the lazy, here's one I found just now: http://www.ihos.com/steakhouse.html
Manager: This looks like a job for THE HOSE
Lmao
Now I want some big fat yeast rolls. Nobody else does them quite right.
Yep, that's my takeaway from that.
Oh, also the JATO Guy story.
I haven't seen this since the late 90s / early 00s!!! Thanks for this!
I was laughing so hard reading this that I had to read it to my wife and we both have been laughing historically at it
Well I guess reading that is now a permanent memory for me.