Homer: (wakes up from a daydream about "the land of chocolate"). "What? Huh? Oh, uh we were talking about chocolate?" -- Boss: "That was ten minutes ago!"
At a Stone Cutters meeting, he uses the Sacred Parchment as a napkin. When everyone starts yelling at him for that, he gets nervous out and starts using it as a napkin even more.
"You have my undivided attention" (watches a cartoon in his head)
"What would my life be like if I robbed the Quick-E-Mart?" (imagines himself living in a mansion, wearing a tuxedo, spinning his gun on his finger, Marge in a swimsuit doing a 60's dance beside him.) "I'll do it! I'll rob the Quick-E-Mart....D'oh!" (he has already walked out to his car and is driving home).
When marge spends the whole day cleaning the house to host a party for friends, homer plays with a toy racecar track in his underwear. Marge says to him: "Homer! The only thing I asked you to do for this party is to put on pants and you didn't do it!"

[–] Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Homer: (wakes up from a daydream about "the land of chocolate"). "What? Huh? Oh, uh we were talking about chocolate?" -- Boss: "That was ten minutes ago!"

Lol I heard this one with the German accent and everything. I may have watched too much simpsons growing up