Unironically, positioning, pressure, and time. It took me a while to be fine with the pressure needed to actually clean anything, let alone letting it stay on long enough to thoroughly clean. Plus you gotta angle yourself so everything gets clean.

Saying “it’s water” proves you don’t know enough, which explains why you’ve had a bad experience. No shame in that, like I said it took me a while. Stick with it, it’s worth it.

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

nope no bad experiences over here. i'm familiar with the whole water versus butt situation. i think a bidet is fine but i don't want to walk out of the restroom with a wet butt, unless it's Wet Day. so regardless of bidet or no, i would prefer some sort of towel or soft paper.

[–] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That’s why you dry after lol. And again, you simplifying it so much is telling on yourself. That’s no problem but know that if you stick with it you may end up having a better experience.

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

so you dry your ass after using a bidet? paper or cloth?

[–] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Whichever, people use either.