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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (theonion.com)
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[–] zabadoh@ani.social 54 points 2 months ago (1 children)

NRA: If only enough 14 year olds were armed, this could have been prevented...

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I'm Georgia they can be.

[–] DampSquid@feddit.uk 16 points 2 months ago

Hi Georgia, I'm Dead

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

And the teachers

[–] SurpriZe@lemm.ee -1 points 2 months ago

Not literally 14 yo though.