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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 76 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It dies every time someone stops using it.

[–] Pilferjinx@lemmy.world 65 points 2 months ago

The bots will continue to churn like npcs in an abandoned mmo.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Disenchantment is the little death.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I thought fear was the little death???

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That's not what the Frenchman told me

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, the Frenchman told you that 'the breakfast is the little lunch'.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

FYI it's the female (only?) orgasm ...

French being french ofc...

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

TIL

La petit mort

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Dexter is a fucking nerd.

[–] figjam@midwest.social 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] mx_smith@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

The spice must flow

[–] figjam@midwest.social 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Its a joke son. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No sons allowed 😠

- Bene Gesserit

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

No You!

-Lady Jessica