this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2024
604 points (88.0% liked)

Microblog Memes

5597 readers
2947 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] frogfruit@slrpnk.net 120 points 1 month ago (9 children)

I don't understand this post. Salt doesn't mean sodium. NaCl and KCl are both salts, and this is a 50/50 blend with less sodium (Na) for the people who need/want that. Am I missing something?

[–] macrocarpa@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago

you're not missing anything, you paid attention in chemistry.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sir that's too many facts for this joke.

[–] SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, no let’m cook. Everyone knows jokes are funnier after you explain them.

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago

The point is that there is no joke in here to begin with

[–] frogfruit@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Right. I have difficulty suspending disbelief so sometimes jokes like this just confuse me.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I get that too sometimes.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Could also be amphetamine salts.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Now we're cooking!

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

What you're missing is illiteracy.

[–] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I think you're exactly right

[–] UnbalancedFox@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Oh thanks. My mom buys that and I never understood what is was 😂

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

50% table salt

50% bath salt

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So much worse for people with Potasium limitations? Like dialysis patients.

[–] frogfruit@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, usually such people are advised by their doctors to avoid such ingredients.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[–] T156@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

They could just get the normal salt, or no salt at all.