Andromeda and the Milky Way shall merge in the most beautiful sex display you’ve ever seen, they will become one in the flesh and yet over millions of years bangin it’s unlikely a single ball will touch. Therefore my thesis of galactic homosexuality is false and our merging is not gay and the socks can be removed.

Thank you for coming to my defense, boring questions will not be allowed.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Wait is the Milky Way Galaxy a dude?

All this time I've been inside a man?! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We told you the milk was metaphorical.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

We are all made of star jizz.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Finally this makes sense:

NSFW

guy cuming with the force of thousand suns meme

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

It's Milfy Way, sometimes affectionately called Milfky Way.

She has hot flaming balls & a supermassive black hole, imho can't really ask for more.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The sun is mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace
Where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees

[–] finley@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

nobody said it wouldn't be totally hot af

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Hot af: confirmed. Warm if true.

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

That's old data, there's been a correction.

[–] invertedspear@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The sun is hot, the sun is not a place that you can live.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

But here on Earth, there'd be no life without the light it gives.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Solaire, you idiot, why do you know all that & are looking for it in a black hole??