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brown recluse
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A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.

Rules
Jumping spiders are the tigers of the mm scale. They jump and pounce, they stare at you and stalk their prey, they carefully plan their attack from a strategic vantage point, they are cute, furry and pettable...so long as you are at least twice as large.
Which really isn't that much of a challenge considering the largest jumping spiders are 2.5cm in length.
If I only were twice as large I totally wouldn't pet one