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Could you do me a favour and make this post look like a Reddit post? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 months ago by Maerman@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Edit: Wow, this really blew up. Thanks for the updoots, kind strangers.

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[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)

YOUR POST HAS BEEN REMOVED

Your post has been removed for violating Rule 3.14159: All posts must adhere to the Pythagorean Theorem, ensuring that the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides. Failure to comply with this fundamental geometric principle will result in immediate banishment from our hallowed domain.

Please be advised that this is a strict enforcement of our community guidelines. As a consequence of your transgression, your post has been removed, and you have been permanently banned from participating in our discussions.

We trust that you will heed this warning and strive to uphold the integrity of our community in the future. May your digital journey be filled with enlightenment and adherence to the Pythagorean Theorem.”

[–] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Having been banned from every subreddit I ever subscribed to, this sounds about right.

Then you message the mid, nothing.

My favorite was when I posted one comment on some obscure have subreddit about the Ukraine war.

Then I was immediately bagged from like a dozen other subreddits, many of which I had never heard of. Reasons included violating political rules .. on a gaming subreddit about a game that simulates war between Russia and NATO. Go figure.

[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Why this community is so anti-non-euclidean