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I redid the meme with what hurts me (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by MashedTech@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 48 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Oh god, I feel this. Why can't there be a sane language‽

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 55 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But the Lord came down to see the ~~city~~ OS and the ~~tower~~ app the people were building. The Lord said, “If as one people ~~speaking~~ programming the same language they have begun to do this, then nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them. Come, let us go down and confuse their language so they will not understand each other.”

So the Lord scattered them from there over all the earth, and they stopped building the ~~city~~ OS. That is why it was called Babel—because there the Lord confused the language of the whole world. From there the Lord scattered them over the face of the whole earth.

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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Amen. Now, where’s that Wine?

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 2 weeks ago

[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 46 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There are 2 types of programming languages

The type everyone keeps complaining about
The type no one uses

[–] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

People complain about perl, but no one uses perl.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 25 points 2 weeks ago

It would have to be written by sane people.

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Computer programming, regardless of language, is hard. The computer does exactly what you tell it to.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yes. That being said, it matters which language you choose. COBOL is always a bad choice, unless writing in COBOL is the whole point. There isn't really a universal best choice, either. Python is often a good one, but if you're doing something big it will become this meme.

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Because no one likes Java.

Hahahahahhahaha

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

While Java js definitely one of the best, it still has some quirks that you need to know about.

[–] ilega_dh@feddit.nl 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Java js

That’s an unfortunate typo

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

Java²script

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I mean javascript is java right? It's in the name

[–] gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

bash

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

C exists