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[–] lohky@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"Better to be an animal than a man, an insect than an animal, a plant than an insect, and so on.

Salvation? Whatever diminishes the kingdom of consciousness and compromises its supremacy."

Yup.

[–] kusari@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hey welcome to the fediverse!

[–] lohky@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Thanks! I almost know what that means!

[–] kusari@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 days ago

I don’t know what it means yet too but you are welcome :D