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[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 88 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

There's an old joke.

Why should you always invite 2 Mormons to go fishing with you? If you invite just one, they'll drink all your beer.

[–] MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.world 23 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I always heard this joke with Baptists instead.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 27 points 4 weeks ago

It works with any religious population which discourages drinking.

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 26 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

How about this one

Jews don't recognize Jesus

Mormons don't recognize the pope

And Baptist don't recognize each other in the liquor store

[–] MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

A true classic!