this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2024
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[–] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 77 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Anon doesn't know what a wild fox mating call sounds like and is a dumb fuck.

[–] JerkyChew@lemmy.one 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fisher cat was the Animal of the day or whatever on pbs kids today. I've seen the same 30 second blurb about them several times. Now I've seen this comment and a lemmy post about the Animal. Real red car syndrome thing happening for me

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I saw this post minutes ago, finished reading this thread, then backed out and continued scrolling.

Five posts down I saw a post linking to the Wikipedia article for Fisher cats.

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They say this is how it starts...

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Two lovers in the dark…

No, wait, wrong thing

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Exactly, just let it in and mate with it. What a rube

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago

Take one for the team, it'll shut it up and spare the rest of the neighborwood.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

If you are curious how that sounds like, here's a helpful video https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE