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Anon enjoys a quiet night at home (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I had a similar experience last week and it turned out a neighbor kid had shot himself with a flare gun.

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

50 years ago...

[–] DeanFogg@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

On Halloween night...

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately true story. They're people we're neighborly with as well. It was their dumbass son's son who dug some stuff out of the back of their SUV after a camping trip whilst unsupervised. Had a spot burned to the bone right between his eyes from the propellant and a deep burn in his thigh from the flare.