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[–] bacon@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Service Sunday is here! Join the optional company gardening team and serve the Board of Directors’ elderly relatives! At our company we are always family first! Feel free to bring your own family members along!

Participants will receive light refreshments and a certificate of thanks.

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wonder where I should insert this garden gnome…

[–] TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Between the geraniums. With some force.

[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

suspicious What are the tasks?

And what’s the deal with the elderly relatives?

What are the refreshments 😰

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

mostly digging

they are not capable of gardening anymore

mini pulled pork sandwiches and coffee

[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

suspicion increases

[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

People and Culture would like to remind you that attending is compulsory.

You are also to refer to the board members family as madame and sir.

Staff with small children who can sing songs and entertain their parents superiors, will be rewarded with a 15 minute break.

Snacks and water will not be provided.

We would also like to remind you how difficult the job market is right now, and that performance reviews are coming up.

Looking forward to seeing you and your family!