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[–] bacon@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Hi Team! You must all be feeling relaxed and refreshed after today’s meaningful volunteering opportunity. As the kids say, touch grass. As a big family we look after your mental health. Doing yard work for the CEO’s parents benefits all stakeholders. Now please enjoy the rest of your relaxing weekend, remember to complete your optional upskill module due tomorrow before work starts. I look forward to seeing everyone’s smiles at tomorrow’s breakfast meeting!

[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I for one am honoured to be working for our overlords at Hamazon.

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We are proud to be the top organic breakfast ham slices and AI ham radio producer in the world.

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do we get a pizza and a coke?

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Coffee with complimentary milk and sugar.

[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] bacon@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You may bring your own coffee or opt to have $5 deducted from your pay.

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But we aren't being paid for this family building exercise

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago

You pay for the priviledge to experience the joy of our big family

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

I'm touching grass and it is blissful