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[–] mizuki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

b-but the bible says premarital sex is the second worse thing to murder! we all need to get married to each other first, then the butt stuff.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It’s not sex, it’s butt stuff. Shut up and chug another beer

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Let's actually knock two birds off with one stone, lemme grab a funnel.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

This guy knows how to party. I’ll get the zip ties and duct tape.