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[–] bacon@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Beep Beep 🚚
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[–] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have a few spare fucks to give. Take some🪬🪬🪬🧚🧚‍♀️🧚‍♂️

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago

holy fucks thank god

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

5 beroccas, 2 AA batteries, one motivational speech and a kick up the arse please.

Or one of those special little white tablets that start with the letter d.

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

🟠🟠🟠🟠🟠🔋🔋📝🦿

dayquil 💊

[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What time should I met you at macca's?

Oh fuck that takes me back lol

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

It's alright. I know a guy.

[–] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Can I please half of a microwaved sweet potato, but instead of longways half or shortways half, can you make it a spiral half? Lots of butter and hot sauce

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

🧬🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

[–] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Mmm spiralicious

[–] indisin@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can I get some orange chips please? Thanks in advance chef!

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] indisin@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Where's the potato and batter mate? Left at the side? Still on the truck?

And what's with the oranges?

This is rapidly becoming a 2/5 service.

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Orange chips. Sliced oranges dried to crispiness. You will eat what the Truck provides.

[–] indisin@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago
[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Time machine to go back and undo the nerve damage in my shoulder that gives me migraines?

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Our apologies. Changing the past is prohibited.

[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bummer. Can I have some pizza instead pretty please?

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Close enough :)

[–] Duenan@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Might be a bit late and greedy but I’d like a chicken schnitzel sandwich please.

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Duenan@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Munch munch. Thank you Chef!