To be fair I wrote the answer, then figured "surely somebody else must've written an answer by now", refreshed, saw two other answers (one 12 seconds old), thought "fuck it" and posted anyway. They're all written a bit differently so maybe some are easier to understand than others.
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To be fair I wrote the answer, then figured "surely somebody else must've written an answer by now", refreshed, saw two other answers (one 12 seconds old), thought "fuck it" and posted anyway. They're all written a bit differently so maybe some are easier to understand than others.