As Hurricane Milton prepares to circumcise the United States, please remember your job isn't worth it. If your area is under an evacuation order, please evacuate, even if your shitty job is telling you to stay and show up for work. Please stay safe.

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago (7 children)

I don't think cutting right through the middle counts as circumcision.

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Milton’s on shrooms and has an axe

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Dammit, Milton! I'm calling the FDA!

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The U.S. is getting gender reassignment surgery.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

Gender switched from "nice" to "micropenis"

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Look Florida is obviously an injured limb that's festering. It needs to be amputated and Milton signed up for the job. We tried to offer it to Helene but she decided to take a mountain vacation during this sprint.

[–] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

You say circumcision, I say castration, ehhhh potayto potahto

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

BOBBIT Chopping motion with hand

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 2 months ago

Should've been hurricane Lorena after Ms Bobbitt

[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

The hurricane botched it because of climate change 😔

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

More like a c-section