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[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

let's make it a drinking game! Every time you hear your aunt from across the table say that global warming is fake - take a shot!

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Didn't you hear? Global warming is real now, the Democrats are using weather magic to stir up Jewish hurricanes into conservative-voting areas.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

but why aren't the jews putting that capability to use in gaza?

relevant xkcd : https://xkcd.com/808/

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But my LIVER?!?! Not like my health insurance is going to cover the bill.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Just drink until your liver feels better.

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Thanks for the advice, SatansMaggotyCumFart.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago

That probably stains fabrics, eh?