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Taco Bell Announces It’s Plumb Out Of Ideas For New Places To Put Beef (theonion.com)
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[–] ech@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Bring back shredded chicken burritos, cowards.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 points 1 week ago

Quesaritos Are Justice

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I think it's greed, not cowardice.

[–] aaron@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Fool, how does this solve the beef problem?

[–] theedqueen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For me it’s the ranchero chicken soft tacos

[–] deo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

I miss the fiesta veggie burrito